HELLO RED PLANET
Humankind is moving to Mars. (We promise, it's the best way to dodge those Earthly troubles). Your town is being re-located to the Red Planet, and attending this info session is required viewing. No more mosquitos, no more bothersome birds and no more noisy ocean vistas and smelly trees. Mars offers stunning landscapes of endless, featureless desolation. Join renowned storytellers Bunk Puppets for a satirical information session laying out their daring escape plan from Earth. Because when Earth's problems seem too hard, it's time to head to the Red Planet!
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